Nope.

We don't have a rat. We don't have bats in our house.
We're not in the middle of a big 'redo'. No, a vampire does NOT live in this room. (you know, they can't see sunlight...)

So, why the bungee cords and sheets covering the doors?


This little monster. The "stall-for-an-hour,-go-to-the-bathroom-three-times,-sing-at-the-top-of-my-lungs,-and-come-out-20-times-before-falling-asleep" monster.
Scary.

It's the only way we can keep him in his room. And since we sit in the living room most nights, he can see us through the windows...hence the curtain.

Our next house will have iron doors with deadbolts.