A Joke

I know, I know. This is a bit lighter than the last post. But this is from my mom several years ago, and I love sharing it:

"A Ukrainian goes to his eye doctor's office. He sits down, and the doctor gives him an eye chart to read. You know the kind:

E

R S C

M N L O R

(or something like that)
The doctor asks him if he can read it. The Ukrainian responds, "Read it? I know the guy!"