"Ahhhh, that's a nice new towel holder. Ollie's towel will look nice there."
"Mmmmm, I really like that one too. I think the snowflake towel nicely complements the other colors."
"Ooohhh, those shelves look so functional! And the flowers--what a nice touch."
(Later, as I'm doing dishes)
"Huh?? Uh oh..."
(Upon closer inspection)
"Shoot. I guess those screws were a bit longer than we thought..."
The Church of All Cynics
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